The Parody one-stop Shop for all your supervillain needs
Caveat Emptor. Memento Mori
Have you ever wondered where bad guys get their stuff?
It’s a fairly common joke in the geeky crowd; the logistics of villainy are immense and rarely explored. How do they keep finding henchmen? Buy weapons? Get trash bags for their secret lairs?
Further inspired by a reprinted 1897 Sears & Roebuck catalog, whose product descriptions were charming and passed into hyperbole- outright alleging a global conspiracy among sodium bicarbonate producers- I took to the web and created Bad Guy Supply.
This website is intended to lampoon common motifs in popular fiction and business-focused product catalogs and magazines.
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Because I get asked this often (really)- This website is non-functional. I do not sell strength potions and jump suits, nor do I condone violence or illegality.